What's up Jets fans?

Mark Sanchez in GQ? Without ever taking a snap in the NFL? Um, we all know about brand building, but this seems a tad premature.

Wait ’till opposing linemen feast their eyes on this spread and the ‘come hither’ All-American looks profiled in June’s issue. Nothing says bull’s eye like a short-short beach-blanket bingo spread of a guy who is making more money than you and has less experience.

In addition to snowboarding, skiing and other potential career-ending sports, a GQ spread without NFL credentials should be grounds for a breach of contract. Shouldn’t he be doing things like, oh, looking at the playbook?

By the way, does anyone know when the #5 pick will be on Letterman?

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