Archive for March, 2009

Alex Rodriguez Is Dumbest

17 Mar 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

You remember Dumb and Dumber, right? (Please tell us you don’t remember its lesser known prequel, Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd released in 2003.)
Welcome to the sequel: Alex Rodriguez: The Dumbest

Thanks, we think, to Details Magazine for this image.
And thanks to the premier of this latest chapter in the idiocy [...]

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Broncos Need to Tell Jay to Buck Off!

16 Mar 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

Poor Jay…he didn’t get exaclty what he wanted when he wanted it…waaaa.
I don’t know whether to blame this on Jay himself or his agent, Bus Cook, the author of last summer’s Favre fiasco. Either way, the Broncos should rid themselves of Cutler and remind everyone that yes, little big man, this is a business.
On [...]

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Guarantees, Break-ups and Selection Sunday with The Girls!

12 Mar 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

We kind of feel sorry for the Dodgers. Jonathan Papelbon waited until after the ink was dry on the deal to bring Manny to LA for 2 more years before speaking his mind on exactly what kind of teammate Manny turned out to be in Boston. And we think we have an answer for teams [...]

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Haven’t The Eagles Fired Enough People?

10 Mar 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

The now infamous Dan Leone.
First Brian Dawkins, then Tra Thomas, and now Dan Leone, a 32-year old lifelong Eagles fan who worked as the west gate chief at Lincoln Financial Field on game days for the past six years? Who’s next? Donovan for standing up on draft day and booing the Eagles first [...]

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Trade Deadlines, Pole Dancing and Illegal Screens with The Girls!

5 Mar 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

As we rise to the news that the Cowboys have cut Terrell Owens, it just begs the question: could he reunite with McNabb? They have texted and made up, traded barbs and traded compliments and generally acted as a couple who has gone through a rough patch (as do all QBs who have come into [...]

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