Archive for January, 2009

We Knew Only 1 Kidney Would Prove More Aerodynamic

19 Jan 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

Great day of football yesterday. Sure, our Eagles lost, but they got more post-season play than any Eagles fans expected until perhaps the final moments of week 17.
And now, how can you NOT root for Kurt “The Phoenix” Warner? With his merry band of fractured-faced receivers (Boldin), uni-kidneyed safeties (Rogers-Cromartie) and human panthers (Fitzgerald), [...]

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Grammar Lessons, Bad Water and Playoff Madness with The Girls!

15 Jan 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

The Girls want to thank all of you that voted for this year’s Fannies Awards. The Awards Show and Extravaganza will take place on January 29th. Last minute votes deemed worthy based on their creativity will still be considered as we sift through the 2455 emails we received, as long as they are [...]

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The Philadelphia Story: Starring Donovan McNabb

13 Jan 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

(narrative by Deion Sanders)
Donovan McNabb is a nerd. A lovable, super-talented nerd. And Philadelphia is having a hard time identifying itself with his nerdiness. Contrary to popular belief, this love-tolerate relationship has nothing to do with the infamous booing on draft day. It has to do simply with the fact that [...]

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Hot Messes, NFL Playoffs, and Crab Dribbles with The Girls!

8 Jan 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

As we slide into payoff madness, we try to stay connected to the rest of the sporting world. Yes, playoffs, the convention in sports that no one can look away from. Get the hint, NCAAF??? We do our best. How could you possibly ignore the fact that Adam Jones Pacman was released from the Cowboys? [...]

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Wild Card Weekend is simply Favre-u-less

4 Jan 2009 | Posted in Fantoo Blog Home

As The Girls anxiously count down ’till ‘go time’ (kickoff of the Eagles - Vikings game) in Sunday’s Wild Card weekend play, the fingers are flying and blame is being being assigned judiciously.
And there’s so much to go around. I mean, Rod Marinelli and his son-in-law didn’t crater the Lions all by themselves. [...]

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