We’d never miss hand-crafting you a raucous episode of the Fantoo Girls. Like we’ve always said, “When Pigs Fly!”

And so they have…

This swine Roger Waters fan was “set free” to terrorize the FAA until it could be hunted down. The spirit moved me. I bravely stalked my prey in the deep desert night. My surroundings were unfamiliar and threatening. I was practically barefoot and dangerously parched. Okay…my Corona was a little on the warm side. (warm beer = less thirst-quenching) But the lure of bagging this pig and getting the $10,000 reward was too enticing to resist.

I called US Airways and said, “Sell my seat! I’m here to save planes from pigs!” That ought to get me Silver Preferred treatment on my next flight. Whenever that may be…

So I valiantly braved tumbleweeds and scorpions to help humanity. And myself.

I didn’t find the pig. But I found a greater meaning in life. I will be forever changed.

Actually, the reason there is no podcast is because my babysitter canceled.

But the pig was for real, and those pyrotechnics were REALLY hot. And huge. And Roger Waters left 50,000 people slack-jawed. It was an evening no one in attendance will soon forget.

To make amends for our inability to have a Plan B, we will be posting much between now and next Thursday, when we will make up for this week with a podcast so rich, so exhilarating, you’ll want to have a doctor on hand. Now I’m off to calm Robin who is nearly comatose after the Flyers thrilling Game 4 victory of the Habs. She just can’t stop texting me…

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