The FANNIES Are Here!!!

Yes, The Fannies - the exclusive Fantoo Girls Awards Show and Extravaganza - are here. These elite awards honor the momentous achievements of those in professional sports.

The winners will be revealed LIVE at the awards ceremony which will take place in Studio 4 at SIRIUS World Headquarters - on Friday, December 21, Channel 123 at 1pm. Get your best taffeta out and do not be late. The Fannies wait for no one!!!!!

You can vote in several ways:
1) Email us at fantoogirls@sirius-radio.com
2) Call the show on Friday, December 14, 1-3pm at 866-522-2846
3) Email The Girls directly at info@fantoo.com
4) Email the fancy address contest@fantoo.com

Without further ado, the categories are below - and we are accepting votes NOW!

1) The Bad Guy Gone Good Award
Award goes to the professional athlete that was able to leave his bad rap behind and make a new start elsewhere.
2) The Do I Offend? Award
For the athlete, sportscaster, coach or other person associated with professional sports that reigns supreme in offending others’ sensibilities.
3) The Trading Spaces Award
This one goes to the team that has made the most questionable acquisitions during the year in a trade, a firing or any other personnel change.
4) The Humpty Dumpty Award
This award is presented to the athlete or team that seemed unbreakable during the regular season and then fell apart in the post-season or other critical game.
5) The 40-year-old Hollywood Actress Award.
This award goes to the athlete that still feels they have what it takes to have a key role in a field where all the other talent is younger and faster.
6) The Why Can’t You Be Mine? Award
This prize goes to the player that who made the biggest difference for the team they recently were traded to - leaving all other suitors out in the cold.
7) The Best Sideline Eye Candy Award
The prize given to the sideline attraction that routinely draws more eyeballs than the players on the ice/court/field.
8) The Best Celebri-Fan Award
This one goes to the fan who has followed his/her team in a tireless and true fashion - they will fight you in a bar with a pool cue if you dis their team.
9) The K-Fed-approved Best Baby-Daddy Award
For the athlete who aspires to get the ladies, but ends up getting ‘em preggers. Marriage? Oh that’s not in the cards.
10) The It Wasn’t Me - Well, It Wasn’t That Bad - Well, why are you Picking On Me? Award
This award is reserved for that special athlete/coach has been busted, but still lives in the ‘I’m in professional sports - regular RULES don’t apply to me’ realm.
11) The Nostradamus Award
Clearly, this high honor will be presented to the athlete or coach that has thrown caution to the wind and predicted an outcome of any kind.

Special Category - The Lifetime Achievement Award
This special award goes to the person within the professional sporting community that has achieved a status, a milestone or other great accomplishment not tenable by us mere mortals.

LET THE VOTING BEGIN!!!!

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